I confess...

Hello fruit bats!

Here's a new post idea where I confess the weird, random and even embarrassing crap that pops into my head.

  1. The smell of overripe bananas makes me heave. Ugh.
  2. I swear alllllll the time at home. Drop something? Yup. Stub my toe. Yupppppp. Hate an advert on the tv? Triple yup. Computer playing up? Holy mudderfuggingshitballsontopofavulva. I'm a potty mouth.
  3. I'm trying to ease into washing my hair just 1-2 times a week, as it's better for your hair (and my henna will last longer) so currently I have about 4 pounds in weight of dry shampoo on my head.
  4. I am obsessive when I find a new tv show or film to watch or a new man to lust over. I'm all about the fandoms, baby! Right now it's Theo James and Divergent. Schaaaaaawing! I've watched it 4 times in the last couple of weeks. Team Sheo. (That's Shailene Woodley and Theo James for the uninitiated).
  5. I liked the Twilight saga and I am unashamed. Team wolf....from the abs down.
  6. However I wouldn't use 50 Shades of Grey to wipe my bottom on. 
  7. Half the time my living room looks like a bring and buy sale which got abandoned in a fire alarm. I bring in arm loads of clothes, shoes and accessories to make outfits out of, them forget to use half of them and forget to take them back where they belong. Right now I have a stack of clean folded laundry on the left side of the room to put away, and cast off items to wash or put back on the right. 
  8. Even though white bread makes my IBS flare up no end, sometimes there's nothing better than a fish finger sandwich on white bread. Give iiiiiiit to me and no one gets hurt.
  9. If mobile phones lead to cancer, I'm so fucked. And so is everyone else I know. Even my olds are addicted to playing games on their phones.
  10. Everyone wants long eyelashes but they suck. If I had a penny for every time I cleaned my glasses because my eyelashes rub against them I could've had laser eye correction about 10 times over. Wah.
If you feel like getting a confession off of your chest, go at it in the comments.

Have a great weekend.
Leah xoxo

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